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Friday, November 7, 2008

12:12 PM

This is irrelevant but I shall tell you all why I hate kisses...
'cos once right, I was almost asleep on my parents' bed right, and my brother went and kiss me lor! thank thank thank goodness not on my lips but omg (dunno whether this is worse leh) the area surrounding my lips lah! somemore is wet de! wet!
omg damn disgusting can i hate hate hate it! sicko brother pervert i have. he even tries to imitate all the channel 8 shows the kissing on me and my sister omfg! and my mother! eew but she doesn't stop him why why why so gross eeek!
i realise i'm incoherent. ._.
never mind.
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Damn long post. More than 3000 words leh.
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Before I begin, let us all exclaim at the prettiness of the night sky!
Wao!
OK now let's start :)
The day before, I somehow managed to squeeze all my overnight essentials in a relatively small (although very fat D:) black bag. (Today I realised it was a Mothercare bag, and there was a secret compartment padded with ugly silver plastic.) It was dug out from my grandmother's closet (I should have known -.-).
My overnight essentials were:
1. 2 cup noodles
2. 2 cans of tea, one green tea, one peach tea
3. sleeping bag
4. toothbrush + toothpaste (forgot my shampoo and body wash! D:)
5. wallet with money in it ._. + ez-link card
6. 1 set of clothes
etc.
Anyway it was like v. exciting. Everyone else either didn't bring any bag containing the overnight stuff (they went home to get their bags after school, 'cos the overnight was ... at night ._.), or they brought gigantic bags lor ._.
Waha! :D
OK I shall skip the front parts of school to the Graduation Rehearsal.
Was rather boring, except the drumming lah! Paska couldn't come so Emma (rock drummer, yeah!) came instead, with a friend from Vietnam (?) :D She was v. pretty in a demure kind of way (the friend, not Emma. Unless you call short blonde hair and pierced lips, demure). And anyway, Etsuko played the piano but Ariel's fierce drumming completely made the song almost inaudible lah! Even me, who was only 3 metres away from Etsuko, couldn't hear the song properly, let alone the audience during Graduation ._.
It's 'cos of Emma lor, lol. She drummed like, damn loud lah. Plus, she's a rock drummer.
OK never mind Emma made several changes. Now the cymbal thingy and the bass drum will be hit at the same time so it's really cool.
Emma rocks! (ey really lah!)
:D
Ms. Tan said my hands were like some floppy thingy 'cos whenever I hit the drum, my hands goes all wiggly and whatnot, and the wrist like, bends? Emma came and taught me to keep my wrists stiff. And then I got the hang of it. Yeyness!
After that we went to the Music Room to play. Super nice (my vocabulary sucks right), with no curious/weird faces at us, but Ariel's stuff got even louder 'cos it was an enclosed area ._. Luckily Etsuko's playing got louder as well.
We played until 1.45 lah, and Etsuko's school bus left le. So Mr. Cha sent her home, and the rest of us packed up. Ariel had to go for Debate practice and she left her chinese book in the Music Room ._. I brought it up to the classroom with me and somehow Zheng Hong followed me ._.
OK skip the walking up to 6th floor and putting book down on Ariel's table. Zheng Hong was fascinated by Yi Xuan's red blazer, the one she has to wear for the Valedictorian Speech.
Skip the walking down as well. We (me and ZH) went to the canteen, where we saw Ms. Tan! :D She bought chicken plus duck rice, I bought chicken rice and Zheng Hong bought an avocado thingy. Oh yeah, I bought green tea and Ms. Tan bought ~~chrysentamum~~ chrysanthemum green tea.
Oh yeah, while I was taking tiny bites of my rice, Ms. Tan was trying to open her bottle of tea - but failed. She stood up, wanting to bring the bottle to the drinks stall auntie to get the auntie to open the bottle but I insisted that I open it.
And then I ~~snatched~~ took it away from her and opened it in less than 3 seconds.
I quote her response:

Oh my God! This is so embarrassing! So embarrassing!

Bwaha. I rock. :DD
Then I proceeded to open my own bottle of green tea and happily drank a lot.
Soon after, Zheng Hong came back with his avocado thingy. Bah. He owes me $1.20! D:
Hemhem.
Where was I?
Oh yes, after eating me and Zheng Hong walked to the library and I hid my green tea bottle in my skirt pocket ._. 'cos we aren't supposed to bring food or drinks into the library except plain boring water. Then we sat down to read some Princess books or something like that lah.
Not long after we'd to go D: 'cos it was 4 o' clock already. We went out and saw Randy and Daniel Chin and Yi Zhe.
Skip walking up. (I did a lot of exercise lor!)
Randy had poker cards so we played this 21 game, then Blackjack/Big Two/Taiti!
Randy and co. were being untoey and cursing excessively all the way ._. with variations of the f-word, several rude hokkien vulgarities concerning mothers and female anatomy, and violence in the form of throwing stuff at people (mainly game cards).
I accidentally dropped Zheng Hong's phone while trying to balance it on DC's head and it blacked out for a while lor. So scared it would be another thingy I would have to pay for. (I.e. Etsuko's brother's bed)But luckily after fixing the memory card thingy it worked again (yeyness!).
DC kept losing the Big Two games. The fourth or what time he lost, I said, "Again?" and Randy said I was cute.
WTFHBQ? ._.
Soon it was 4.45 p.m. lor, and then Randy and co. went down for some reason. Zheng Hong and I played PF's Monopoly. I got Mayfair for just $200! :D I rock yeah?
Jaron came into our classroom for some reason and watched a bit.
At 5 o' clock or thereabouts we had to keep the Monopoly and go down, 'cos the person wanted to lock the door D:
Ahh! I wondered where we were sleeping (afterward we realized, apparently the hall, boys and girls separated of course :)).
So whatever we went down. Jaron was thoughtful :) and helped bring Yi Xuan's blazer and PF's giant sleeping bag bag down. Zheng Hong brought PF's other bag down.
When we were walking down, Zheng Hong wanted to buy one of my cup noodles. I told him it was $2 and he was upset 'cos
1. he was broke (wanted me to lend him money to buy my cup noodles ._.),
2. and Jaron offered to buy it as well! :O
In the end Jaron bought it. (It was actually for ZH :D) But then ZH didn't want it so I refunded Jaron. Ahh so sad D: -ponders sadly about the $2, now no doubt in some bubble tea vendor's pocket-
Oh well.
Everyone was at the courtyard so I went there, but no YYX/Ariel/Etsuko/YS or whoever, so I went to the canteen. Saw PF and Sara-Ann played a game of Speed and watched. Me very extra ._.
They went to the courtyard after this guy-who-was-washing-the-canteen-floor asked them to move to another area (he had to wash the floor). I did too. Then, I saw Ariel but no other people so we chatted for a while. After a while I saw YYX, YS and Etsuko walking up the courtyard steps. :D
Sara-Ann and XH sat down for a game of Speed so I watched. Did I mention Sara-Ann is damn damn damn fast lah!
In my engrossed state I didn't notice my PE shorts were wet lah (I sat between 2 tiles. The tiles themselves weren't wet, but the cracks in between were! D:). Ahh I hate wet shorts.
That came out wrong.
OK anyway. Yi Xuan was frantically waving her hands weirdly at Etsuko and I went over to see what was wrong (I told you, I'm very extra ._.). It was about the blazer thingy. She couldn't find it in the classroom, obviously 'cos we brought it down lah. So I told her about it and then she found it! :D Conversation:
(after she found the blazer)
Fiona: Is I bring here one, because the person locking the door! -happy smile- (forgot that Jaron was the one who helped, not moi. Sorry lah Jaron I know I wtfhbbq-ing selfish! D:)
Yi Xuan: Thank you! (in happy-weird voice)
Jaron: -suddenly pop up- Is you bring down one hor?
Fiona: (suddenly remembers fact that she was the one carrying cup noodles, and not any blazer thing) OH, oh, sorry! -turns to Yi Xuan- It was Jaron who carry down one! Not me! But I put at the place there -gesticulates to area near staircase, the place where she found the blazer-
Yi Xuan: (incredulously) Jaron? -turns to look at Jaron- EEEE!
Fiona: ._.
Yi Xuan: But thank you thank you! (to ME ._.)
I found this extremely weird indeed. (random) Nevertheless, I wuff my friends. :O
Errrrm, oh yeah, we gathered at the hall afterward. Yeyness. Sat like during Camp. Me and Etsuko and me and Ariel played Uno secretly :P.
Got games lor! Just like Camp, 'cept that no dancing or singing or Macarena (sp?), thank goodness. First was Captain's Ball, teachers vs. students. Mrs. Maths was surprisingly good as a goalkeeper, and Mrs. Chinese was good as a scorer as well! :D Mr. English was an excellent commentator! :D
But the teachers won! D:
Next was Basketball lah, same - teachers vs. students. I'm not sure which side won ._.
Hee. There was supposed to be a third game, whatever game we don't know, and I stupidly asked (not to anyone, just randomly saying it out), "can I go?"
... Bad move.
Their response was so, erm, enthusiastic lor! Esp. Yi Xuan who went for the Captain's Ball thingy. In the end I went up not 'cos I really wanted to play, but Yi Xuan was so fierce. :O
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Me going swimming now. Hehe! :D Shall continue this post after I get back, then another post about a certain teacher -cough cough- and then about my swimming!
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OK I'm baacckk. At 9 at night, no less, but that's okay I guess. Lol.
Never mind. Erm... ah! I forgot what was next.
Ey oh yeah. No third game, but we went for the BBQ. Actually it was more of a buffet. I ate a lot, like:
1. 2 sausages
2. 2 sticks of fishballs (4 fishballs)
3. 1 and a half fistful of bee hoon (I didn't actually grasp the bee hoon in the fist or whatever, but it was the approximate size of the amount of bee hoon)
4. 1 otah
5. 1 garlic bread (very bleah! D: Took a bite and didn't want to eat already, was weird)
6. Spicy popcorn chicken (with a tiny little bit of mayonnaise)
I think that's all. -yawns- I ate every single crumb so that the plate, after I was done with it, looked quite unused. Lol. Yi Xuan stared at me like O.O.
Tee I'm such a wonderful person! :D
I threw otah at Ting Ting. Waste food hor? The otah fell out leh. I didn't mean for it to drop out. Actually I wanted to teach Ariel how to properly eat otah 'cos she used a fork. Rofl.
Not that she cannot do that lah, but ... otah is like... finger food? Never mind.
Anyway I ended up throwing the poor otah at Ting Ting anyways, and the otah dropped onto the floor. Ahh. I had to throw it away.
I contemplated just giving it to Ariel, but I'm such a nice and marvellous person that I decided not to.
If you think my posting style after swimming has suddenly become weird/strange/interesting, it's because I've ingested large quantities of chlorinated water that many people would have peed in. -pukes- It's all worth it though, 'cos after 2 hours I managed to swim without any floaty thingy or with the instructor (my uncle who is incidentally a professional swimming instructor, but we still had to pay ;.;) holding on my leg/waist~~/head~~.
Yeyness!
OK I've digressed. Eh, oh yes, we BBQd lots of stuff, like cuttlefish strips and marshmallows. My skill at BBQing marshmallows are super, ask Etsuko. Crispy outside and soft/gooey inside.
:D
I was BBQing 5 marshmallows when we had to return to the hall to set up stuff. Some boys got a freaking tent lor. Wtfhbbq! :D Etsuko and YS and Yi Xuan very picky, all dowanna sleep next to Ariel. 'Cos she kicks their heads or something. O.O The P6 Star Camp, she slept with her head facing the wall -
and woke with her legs facing the wall.
That means she turned herself (and her sleeping bag as well) 180 degrees lah!
I do not blame Etsuko and YS and Yi Xuan for choosing not to sleep next to Ariel now.
Anyway I was kind and suggested this order:
YEN SIANG, YI XUAN, ETSUKO, ME, ARIEL.
Quickly agreed upon and set up.
Then we did some random thingy I forgot ._. then we bathed! :D :D :D
The water is like freaking cold lah! YS and Etsuko said it was 爽 (cool). Not lor! It was damn cold D: so I jumped around in the cubicle trying to keep warm. YS lent me her literally stinky shampoo and body wash and I used that. My hair came out a little stinky (due to stinky shampoo, but my hair has a natural quite-anti-stink effect -cough-). But I guess one should be grateful to one who has helped, so thankies, Yen Siang. :D
I took a long time, and managed to flood the cubicle. :O Plus I dropped all my old clothes into the water lah, including the skirt I was planning on wearing the next day. Gah. I came out looking distinctly ... straggled. Yi Xuan's hair was wavy O.O and Etsuko's were straight. Mine was just straggled. Ariel's was worse though :O. Yen Siang combed her hair so it wasn't that bad :D.
We met the female teachers along the way, and we spent a bit of time chatting about Yi Xuan's hair and why-she-should-use-mousse.
We went back to the hall afterwards, and played Uno Stacko! Yi Xuan kept taking the foundation ._. and the blocks kept falling! But she refused to do the forfeits lor, ewil plip! >:(
I dared Etsuko to telling CY he was sexy or something. She dared me to lie down in the boy's territory with my arms and legs open so I look like a star! for 10 seconds.
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Erm. In the end I did that in the girls' territory. :D
Then I dared Etsuko to sing the Troy-Gabriella thingy in front of Mr. Tan.
I shall not tell you the outcome. I'm just that ewil :D
OK lah. He thought we ('cos Etsuko made me as well! D:) would destroy his ears or something lah. Tsk tsk.
We were very random. Reversi and such. I did a Hotdog Dance (name originated from YS. I stood over her and she attempted to wiggle away lor! So funny! :D), which basically is hopping over sleeping bags. Heard mainstreamers commenting on our madness, but heck-care lah! Yi Xuan was ... unusually weird and hopped a lot. Ariel cheated can, never hop OVER the sleeping bags for the last round, but hopped over her own and then hopped beside the other sleeping bags ._.
I saw Etsy's video! :D
At 11 o' clock CJ7 was played! Watched it before, so thought it was rather boring. A while into the movie Ariel and I decided to brush our teeth (with Etsuko and YS and YYX!). Yey.
Then erm, we slept.
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Zzz.
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The next morning. Woken up by chattering. YS said I SNORED. I do not snore! >:( It was Ariel lah! Etsuko said so too.
Was groggy.
Skip skip brushing teeth, gathering, brekkie @ school, etc.
Took public bus to Etsuko's place. Shan't say HOUSE, 'cos I didn't actually enter her house! Just the area around.
Ate better breakfast at MacDonald's and then I was most certainly rather broke. $3 left. Gah. A raspberry-chocolate cake thingy and a Big Breakfast set. I stole Etsuko's hashbrown-half, but of course, I gave her my jam-bread-half, so it ALL EVENS OUT!
Bwahah. Ewil or what? :D
I read her inbox (with permission lah!). Her mother calls 'Ariel', 'area'.
-stifles laughter-
I must remember to remind area to blog! :D
Anyways, cold-jokes aside, it was all rather fun lor :D I suspect the people around thought we were playing truant, which we were not! D:
After breakfast we walked around West Mall. Etsuko had me take a picture with a Troy and Gabriella Swensons advertisement.
Erm then we proceeded to go to the playground near her house. For about 30 minutes we swung on the swing. I tell you, I suck a lot at swinging. Etsuko had to push me, and I ended up swinging from side to side as well, while swinging forward.
Confusing? :D
Then we walked on a circular disc thing. It was spinning crazy, and I laughed ewilly when I managed to get down and Etsuko was sprawled on the disc lah! Totally unglam.
Some time later, Kindergarten kids came. Me and Etsuko were standing on this spinning thingy, and this ewil kindergartener (thereafter known as 'ewil boy') spun us hard lor! Untoey! And this thing happened like, twice lor! For a while me and Etsuko chased him around the playground ._. Once he got on the spinning thingy himself and I pushed it - just a little, not the way he pushed us. But he was crying out weakly lah, the way I do whenever I feel like puking already, so I stopped it. I think he glared at me. Hmph. Etsuko kept wanting to go on the spinning disc/thingy leh. I was dizzy already, not to mention very headachey D:
Anyway, I shall end this post soon.
So I persuaded Etsuko to go to the fitness corner place 5 metres away from the playground. We did a lot of boliaoh stuff and I almost hugged a skinny tree, just for fun. Just as we were walking back towards the playground the ewil boy was on the spinning thingy. OK, I promise we didn't do nothing! Just went to get our bags. The ewil boy was shouting for help and almost crying. No fellow friend did help him (he doesn't seem well-liked, no wonder D:) I wanted to go help when this plump boy came over to help. He stopped the spinning thingy, and the ewil boy was climbing off, and just as he reached the floor the ewil boy bumped his head on the metal part of the spinning thingy and started to cry.
Etusko and I signalled for a teacher, and she came over running, asking what happened. Guess what? The ewil boy pointed at the plumper one lor!
So what right? It's obviously ownself bump the head one somemore blame the person who was helping you -rolls eyes-.
Anyway, it was fun.
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'Cos it's 10.30 p.m. I've no time to blog the teacher-post and the swimming one leh! Tomorrow lah! :D