Mother: You know a bit of French liaoh what!-_-
Me: Hmm yeah like Bonjour lor.
Mother: You know how to count to ten in French also what.
Me: Got meh? -looks strangely at her, because I don't-
Mother: Yeah! You learn from that... Barney what!
Me: Barneyyyy? -tries to think if Barney had spoken in French before- Don't have what! -cue expression -_--
Mother: Got what!
Me: ... Oh, you mean DORA THE EXPLORER ah? (see I'm so smart lor! -toss hair- OK fine that doesn't fit ._. but whatever -toss hair again-)
Mother: Yah, yah! DORA THE EXPLORER!
Me: -ponders how purple dinosaurs are related to backpacks- (discovers)
Me: BUT SHE SPEAKS SPANISH WHAT!
Mother: Oh? Really? I thought she spoke French... She speaks Spanish meh?
Me: -_-