Heh I said I'm not in a bloggish mood but after seeing Daryl's tag I'm, erm, enthused.
Today I freaked LQ out again, with my rendition of the Troy-Gabriella thing. Ariel tried to be Troy and sounded completely different, better though.
That's not difficult actually, no offense Troyfans. Or Zac Efron. I doubt you read my blog (so why am I like, postalking to you? Never mind.)
Ariel sings well, anyways, that's a fact. And Ariel don't you get big-headed.
Troyfans. Erm.
Anyway, Ariel called me an...
AH LIAN!
OMG! (Troyfans will probably be confused whether to hate or love Ariel. Hate her for being better than TroyTroyTroy/ZacZacZac, or love her for calling me an Ah Lian.)
OK lah to be fair, hem, it was me -shrinks- who asked her if I was an Ah Lian.
She said: A little.
A little Ah Lian. See see see! she called me Ah Lian! A small one somemore! -cries-
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Sorry lah I'm pathetic D: so get readers like that. Support me! -waves banner-
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OK lah maybe not pathetic. Ahem. It was just a whim-thought (._.).
Anyway Ariel calling me Ah Lian is wrong! This is the Wikidefinition of an Ah Lian:They are regarded as bimbos, and are stereotyped as anti-intellectual, superficial, materialistic, and shallow. Ah Lians are commonly stereotyped as having hair dyed in gaudy and bright colours, and attired in fashion mimicking hip-hop culture, or outdated Japanese fashion, although how much of this is true is debatable. Most of Ah Lians are wearing fashions that are out dated and they still have their hair straightened with thick fringe. They love to take own pictures and imitate the way Japanese girls take their pictures which is by making their eyes look big and puffing their cheeks. Few more examples of the way they take pictures are by putting a horizontal 'Peace sign' on their eye, putting a fist facing outwards on their puffed cheek. Another distinct feature of an Ah Lian is they swear in most of their conversations just like Ah Bengs. Much like their male counterparts - that is, Ah Bengs - Ah Lians are also thought of as being excessively flashy and show-offs.
Hmph!
1. I do not have hair dyed in gaudy colours. My school doesn't allow any dyeing of hair anyways.
2. My hair is not even straight lor!
3. Thick... fringe?! :O
(Imagine. Electric blue thick fringe. -faints-)
4. -egos- Me? Anti-intellectual (what kind of word is that anyways)? I'm not lor! D:
5. I'm not materialistic :) At least, I don't think.
6. My fashion style is... timeless... -cue puking-
7. If you puff your cheek and big-eye like that, look like a frog right?
Thank you Wikimedia hor.
No offense to all frogs out there. Or Ah Lians, either. I've got nothing against you.
Anyway,two important reasons why I'm not an Ah Lian:Ah Bengs and Ah Lians love techno music. One can immediately spot an Ah Beng's or Ah Lian's car on the road. Their cars are usually heavily modified with big exhaust pipes, and powerful woofer set at the back of the car. They usually drive very fast while listening to loud techno music in their car.
8. I do not like techno music. Boppity bop.9. I do not even have a car, let alone drive one.
This concludes my super act-cute, offensive and lame/pathetic post. I do realise the Wikipedia definition is stereotyping Ah Lians.
So I could be an Ah Lian!
But I don't think so lor.
Thank you.