Dr. Toe: What colour you want? Pink?-_- As you can see, I didn't have much of a choice D:
Me: -shakes head-
Dr. Toe: Blue?
Me: -shakes head- I don't know!
Dr. Toe: OK OK... Pink lah, pink -proceeds to take pink-band-
Me: -paper slides off table-Haha.
Teacher: -stops talking- -picks paper up-
Me: -grateful smile- -paper slides off again ._.-
Me: -stifles laughter-
Random guy: -picks paper up-
Me: -grabs paper- -cue expression: ._.-
Mother: You know a bit of French liaoh what!-_-
Me: Hmm yeah like Bonjour lor.
Mother: You know how to count to ten in French also what.
Me: Got meh? -looks strangely at her, because I don't-
Mother: Yeah! You learn from that... Barney what!
Me: Barneyyyy? -tries to think if Barney had spoken in French before- Don't have what! -cue expression -_--
Mother: Got what!
Me: ... Oh, you mean DORA THE EXPLORER ah? (see I'm so smart lor! -toss hair- OK fine that doesn't fit ._. but whatever -toss hair again-)
Mother: Yah, yah! DORA THE EXPLORER!
Me: -ponders how purple dinosaurs are related to backpacks- (discovers)
Me: BUT SHE SPEAKS SPANISH WHAT!
Mother: Oh? Really? I thought she spoke French... She speaks Spanish meh?
(yvon) says:I find the last sentence very amusing for some reason ._.
we bought uhm two for my brother's birthday
then two was given to my brother from his art teacher
then one of my brother's birthday hamster died
and then.. uhm, i think the art teacher's one gave birth
then we went on holiday and the hamsters escaped
leaving uhm 3 i think
then somehow the female in its own cage gave birth? -.-
Her: Hello. Thank you.._.
Me: -stunned expression-
Her: You recognise me, right?
Me: -mumbles- Yeah.
Her: Haha... Where are you going?
Me: Erm, home.
Her: Oh... Then why you come up and come down? -laugh-
Me: Err... -speechless-
Her: You forgot something?
Me: Yeah, yeah.
You should reward her -random hand action-:D)
and how come yen jean's classmate can find her way until here? O.O that's like so... O.O...
Brother: Merit? Oh, you only got MERIT ah! -laugh laugh-Skip swimming. I swam half a lap, yey :D
Me: -glare- You can do better meh? Huh? Huh? Your Chinese is like super lousy lor!
Brother: Orh. OK lah... whatever -attempts (to no avail) to roll eyes- OK so what's after Merit?
Me: Oh, pass lor.
Mother: After merit (married) give birth lah!
Me: ... Uh. That's very lame leh!
Ariel: Did you think I WANTED you to come in the first place?-_-
Sister: ... Yes?
Ariel: That's a rhetorical question! You're not supposed to answer a rhetorical question!
Me: Omygawd I think I can bite my bag liaoh lor!I make the wonderfullest quotes sometime. Though I'm not sure whether the 'best isn't enough' thing is entirely original. Bah, it's OK though.
Me: Nervous what!
Mother: Why nervous? Did you do your best?
(Again this topic lah -.-)
Me: Of course!
Mother: Then what are you afraid of?
Me: What if my best isn't enough? -mind conjures images of horrible ewil PSLE scripts chasing after me-
Me: Ohoh! You're are eating at that Eating House ah? -points-Hmph!
Me: OMYGOSH MY COUSINS EATING THERE LEH!
Wei Sheng (ewil him D:<): Oh. OK. -turns around, with other guys following- How uninteresting. -ewil laughter-
Random girl: That's Fiona!At this point I turn toward them, you see, like I do in the canteen when someone calls out my name. It's an instinct.
Other girl: Huh? Where?
Random girl: There! There there there -points at me/my brother. But my brother isn't called Fiona-
Other girl: Who Fiona?
Random girl: 去南洋的! There! (Obviously me already)
Random girl: There! Ohmygod I think she 认得我们 (recognise us) liaoh leh! Faster hide!What the hell lah. I dunno you OK! You talk about me so loudly obviously I look at you right -_-